Our captains make our camp! As we hear back from our veteran captains and recruit
new ones,we'll post a bit about their voyages and their piratical resumes
The Pirate King (The pirate formerly known as mom)
Pirate mom worked in a Tavern on Port Royal for many years. Her excellent grogand roasted pork were rumored to be among the best in the Spanish Main. The
pirates of Port Royal loved her and she regarded them as her smelly, dirty, unlawful,
and otherwise disagreable children. One September, the pirates decided to work
together to take on the largest treasure ship ever to travel the Spanish Main.
were delt a terrible blow. After Pirate Mom, sewed all the sails and pirates back
together, she decided to mix up an enormous batch of her famous "Gut Buster Chili". She
instructed the pirates to load the chili into their cannons and fire upon the Spanish.
To the pirates surprise, the chili melted holes in the enemy ships. The treasure ship
was captured and all of Pirate Mom's "children" decided to honor her with the title King
of all the pirates. She continues to this day to make sure all the pirates under her care
are well cared for.
Captain Red
Captain Red’s pirating career recently came under a severe change when her crewmutinied and made her walk the plank. Thankfully being close to an island, she was able
to swim to shore and avoid the sharks that had stayed in a circular formation around her
all the way to shore. Angry at her crew, she set to work on the island building her own
ship. Using palm trees and coconut husks for her hull and red peacock feathers and her
own hair for sails, she set off in search for her disloyal crew. To this day, she sails in her makeshift boat, swearing only the next deck she steps on will be the one that she lost.
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